Adam & Mindy Care
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Adam and Mindy like only a few things: eating, naps, laughter, baby animals with mental issues, animated Japanese mascots and pictures of trees and birds with celebrity faces painted in them. That's it. If there is a conversation about something other then those things, it is a lie.
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- me: fuck! we have ruined our own lives by not being more diligent.....
- as always
- Adam: yeah, same story, different day
- me: yup
- we should just do a mass suicide and end it all
- or get better at living life fast
- only two choices we have
- the only ones
- Adam: man, that second choice sounds like work
- me: i know. exactly what i was thinking
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- me: i'm thinking about getting a karaoke room at the place in lincoln square for bday, you down for that
- as in, will you show up
- or will you just hang out at subway all night
- like usual
- cold cut combos on the reg
- Mindy: i would like you to keep going w/ this one
- please
- me: BMTs on the reg
- Sun Chips on the reg
- Mindy: this is the best conversation we've ever had
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friendship....what it really looks like.
- me: as far as i can tell april. you will see me. i will punch you so hard
- Adam: uuuuuuggggggghhhhh
- me: you'll be lucky to retain any teeth
- Adam: the c punch i give you will be fucking epic. you would tell your kids about it
- me: ha
- Adam: it you could have them afterwords.
- me: i'll tell my tumblr, same dif.
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- Adam: you know what's funny
- me: everything?
- Adam: i dont think i've seen all of the first American Ninja
- me: ha
- Adam: i certainly never saw it before i saw the second one
- me: well then your update will be 30 min
- Adam: it's truly not necessary
- me: then you should make up a recap that will satisfy me or i will make your life a living hell
- and you know i can
- Adam: i know that you could maybe make a couple of minutes a living hell, then you'll get bored and tired and take a nap
- me: damn my...zzzzzzzzzzzz
- Adam: there we go
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Playing to the crowd
- Me: Man, Fabio was in rare form last night
- His English has somehow gotten worse
- Mindy: i'm so sad i missed him
- Nah, he's smart enough to know that's what we love about him
- Me: So it's like black face but Italian?
- Mindy: I bet he doesn't even have an accent in real life
- Me: Haha
- Mindy: Yep
- Me: Pasta face?
- Mindy: Yikes
- But yes, that's the term they prefer
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Re: On Top Of Old Smokey
- Mindy: Man, that song is depresonic
- Me: Good move changing the focus to meatballs
- Mindy: Seriously
- Me: Cause at least you get a meatball tree at the end of that
- Mindy: I never knew about the meatball tree either
- i think that's a lie
- Me: Pretty sure that's not how plants work
- i'll ask my stepmom, though
- Mindy: Pretty sure it's not how meatballs work either
- i'll ask giovanni
- Me: Haha
- We'll get to the bottom of this yet
