me:
fuck! we have ruined our own lives by not being more diligent.....
as always
Adam:
yeah, same story, different day
me:
yup
we should just do a mass suicide and end it all
or get better at living life fast
only two choices we have
the only ones
Adam:
man, that second choice sounds like work
me:
i know. exactly what i was thinking
me:
i'm thinking about getting a karaoke room at the place in lincoln square for bday, you down for that
as in, will you show up
or will you just hang out at subway all night
like usual
cold cut combos on the reg
Mindy:
i would like you to keep going w/ this one
please
me:
BMTs on the reg
Sun Chips on the reg
Mindy:
this is the best conversation we've ever had
friendship....what it really looks like.
me:
as far as i can tell april. you will see me. i will punch you so hard
Adam:
uuuuuuggggggghhhhh
me:
you'll be lucky to retain any teeth
Adam:
the c punch i give you will be fucking epic. you would tell your kids about it
me:
ha
Adam:
it you could have them afterwords.
me:
i'll tell my tumblr, same dif.
Adam:
you know what's funny
me:
everything?
Adam:
i dont think i've seen all of the first American Ninja
me:
ha
Adam:
i certainly never saw it before i saw the second one
me:
well then your update will be 30 min
Adam:
it's truly not necessary
me:
then you should make up a recap that will satisfy me or i will make your life a living hell
and you know i can
Adam:
i know that you could maybe make a couple of minutes a living hell, then you'll get bored and tired and take a nap
me:
damn my...zzzzzzzzzzzz
Adam:
there we go
Playing to the crowd
Me:
Man, Fabio was in rare form last night
His English has somehow gotten worse
Mindy:
i'm so sad i missed him
Nah, he's smart enough to know that's what we love about him
Me:
So it's like black face but Italian?
Mindy:
I bet he doesn't even have an accent in real life
Me:
Haha
Mindy:
Yep
Me:
Pasta face?
Mindy:
Yikes
But yes, that's the term they prefer
Re: On Top Of Old Smokey
Mindy:
Man, that song is depresonic
Me:
Good move changing the focus to meatballs
Mindy:
Seriously
Me:
Cause at least you get a meatball tree at the end of that
Mindy:
I never knew about the meatball tree either
i think that's a lie
Me:
Pretty sure that's not how plants work
i'll ask my stepmom, though
Mindy:
Pretty sure it's not how meatballs work either
i'll ask giovanni
Me:
Haha
We'll get to the bottom of this yet