1. Playing to the crowd

    • Me: Man, Fabio was in rare form last night
    • His English has somehow gotten worse
    • Mindy: i'm so sad i missed him
    • Nah, he's smart enough to know that's what we love about him
    • Me: So it's like black face but Italian?
    • Mindy: I bet he doesn't even have an accent in real life
    • Me: Haha
    • Mindy: Yep
    • Me: Pasta face?
    • Mindy: Yikes
    • But yes, that's the term they prefer
  2. Re: On Top Of Old Smokey

    • Mindy: Man, that song is depresonic
    • Me: Good move changing the focus to meatballs
    • Mindy: Seriously
    • Me: Cause at least you get a meatball tree at the end of that
    • Mindy: I never knew about the meatball tree either
    • i think that's a lie
    • Me: Pretty sure that's not how plants work
    • i'll ask my stepmom, though
    • Mindy: Pretty sure it's not how meatballs work either
    • i'll ask giovanni
    • Me: Haha
    • We'll get to the bottom of this yet